The Music Vagapocalypse //

Typical MV email:

“So, yeah, given that the world is either swallowing up whole countries, the ice caps are melting, Dane Cook is still alive and the NFL is probably not going to play next year I thought it might be “fun” to do a “soundtrack to the apocalypse.” I have to admit I stumbled across this article, and it got me thinking. Basically I didn’t like any of the suggested sound tracks cause when the world really goes for realz I think I’m going to be listening to OFWGKTA or Mastodon or something egregiously aggressive like those.

Anyways, just a thought. I’ve always been a big apocalypse guy - can’t wait for the real thing!”

And typically, bag of dick humor ensues in our email chains here at MV…

Here’s the track listing for your viewing pleasure:

Steel Panther - Death To All But Metal
Black Sabbath - Iron Man
The Black Keys - Strange Times
The Vapors - Turning Japanese (too soon?)
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - I Will Survive
Rammstein - Du Haust
Rage Against The Machine - Bulls on Parade
Crystal Method and Filter - Can’t You Trip LIke I Do
NIN - Survivalism
Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People
Hole - Violet
The Rooster - Alice In Chains
Seabeast - Mastodon
We’re All Gonna Die - Slash (seriously)
Kill The Poor - Dead Kennedys
Politicians In My Eyes - Death
The Last Thing I Want To Do Before The Apocalypse Is Suck A Bag of Dicks - Jessica Page (wasn’t lying)

Enjoy the end. -MV